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So what you're saying is that I just rescued you from the most boring possible situation you could be faced with.
Plucked you from the throes of basic boot camp training to instead watch my back on an ACTUAL mission.
You're welcome.
Plucked you from the throes of basic boot camp training to instead watch my back on an ACTUAL mission.
You're welcome.
Texting is nowhere NEAR as satisfying as actually talking.
Except when I can screencap you telling me I have a point and that you're impressed by me. Done and done.
Except when I can screencap you telling me I have a point and that you're impressed by me. Done and done.
You say that as if you do sleep at night. Should I pick you up some sleep aids while I'm at it?
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
I'll pick up the stupid strips.
I'll pick up the stupid strips.
Pretty sure they don't have cell phones in hell.
And if they did, you'd probably go straight to voice mail before you're ready.
Then they'd make you listen to the weirdness of your own voice over and over until you went nuts.
[A pause.]
You're not calling me from lock-up, are you? Is this your only phone call?
And if they did, you'd probably go straight to voice mail before you're ready.
Then they'd make you listen to the weirdness of your own voice over and over until you went nuts.
[A pause.]
You're not calling me from lock-up, are you? Is this your only phone call?
[ Musingly: ] I didn't know what a cell phone was two months ago.
[ Then, with slightly more focus, though no less slurred: ] I'm serious. What if this is it. What if we're dead and we just don't know it yet. Like not knowing what a cell phone is.
[ Makes sense 2 him right now. ]
[ Then, with slightly more focus, though no less slurred: ] I'm serious. What if this is it. What if we're dead and we just don't know it yet. Like not knowing what a cell phone is.
[ Makes sense 2 him right now. ]
[ That, Poe doesn't answer right away. It takes him a second to find a safe reply. ]
Worse than Kylo Ren? Not sure about that one, Lieutenant Colonel.
[ HAS HE EVER MENTIONED KYLE RON oh well Poe doesn't remember, doesn't care. ]
Did I tell you I'm from the past now?
Worse than Kylo Ren? Not sure about that one, Lieutenant Colonel.
[ HAS HE EVER MENTIONED KYLE RON oh well Poe doesn't remember, doesn't care. ]
Did I tell you I'm from the past now?
I don't know what a kylo ren is, but it sounds stupid. Somewhere up there with the shake-weight and juicing.
Where we're from doesn't matter. Here, I'm not a Lieutenant Colonel. I'm just a fly boy like you.
So don't call me that, geez. Not unless you're going to make it sound cool and sexy. Which you're welcome to try.
Where we're from doesn't matter. Here, I'm not a Lieutenant Colonel. I'm just a fly boy like you.
So don't call me that, geez. Not unless you're going to make it sound cool and sexy. Which you're welcome to try.
Oh, that douchebag? You can tell ol’ Kyle if he messes with my buddy Poe again, he’ll be taking a dirt nap.
[Seriously, Poe? That isn’t what he expected or deserved. Cue awkward throat clearing.]
Well, anything sounds good when you say it.
Except Kylo Ren.
[Seriously, Poe? That isn’t what he expected or deserved. Cue awkward throat clearing.]
Well, anything sounds good when you say it.
Except Kylo Ren.
Edited 2018-01-16 17:01 (UTC)
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