[Poe laughs harder, and John slaps him hard on his sweaty thigh.]
Not helping!
[John's past the point of embarrassed. Now he just wants to die. He covers his face with both hands, shaking his head. If there was a big enough hole for him to crawl into, John would be there, and he'd be taking his gun with him.
He'll never live this down. There's no way Rodney will let it go, and even if he doesn't mention it, which John knows he will, they'll both remember.
At least he doesn't have blue balls. John's amazed his dick hasn't crawled back up into his body and died there. Never to be seen again. By anyone. Ever.
He should've been more careful. Just because Rodney's been working well into the morning most nights doesn't mean he will every night, and John could've hung a sock on the door, or something.
Finally, John starts crawling around on the floor in search of his discarded BDUs, because he owes Rodney an apology, and he really isn't in the mood to be naked. He feels plenty exposed already.
He might be giving Poe the cold shoulder as he dresses.]
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Not helping!
[John's past the point of embarrassed. Now he just wants to die. He covers his face with both hands, shaking his head. If there was a big enough hole for him to crawl into, John would be there, and he'd be taking his gun with him.
He'll never live this down. There's no way Rodney will let it go, and even if he doesn't mention it, which John knows he will, they'll both remember.
At least he doesn't have blue balls. John's amazed his dick hasn't crawled back up into his body and died there. Never to be seen again. By anyone. Ever.
He should've been more careful. Just because Rodney's been working well into the morning most nights doesn't mean he will every night, and John could've hung a sock on the door, or something.
Finally, John starts crawling around on the floor in search of his discarded BDUs, because he owes Rodney an apology, and he really isn't in the mood to be naked. He feels plenty exposed already.
He might be giving Poe the cold shoulder as he dresses.]